RIP Steve Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011).
Here’s to the crazy one in you. You were a genius and a misfit.
You were the round peg in the square hole.
Rest easy, sir.
So how do you get legendary madwoman Betsey Johnson, poster child for a kid in a candy store, reminiscent of Eloise of the Plaza Hotel, to sit still and talk about some of her favorite things (favorite pair of shoes, favorite film of all time, favorite colors, favorite pastimes) and her experiences in S.F.? Throw some mad libs at her and pray her attention span holds.